📝 HUFFLE SPONSORSHIP APPLICATION

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Hi there, Karen Nerak here-

Thank you for your interest in sponsoring your very own Huffle. Please read the following instructions carefully, you must follow them exactly if you wish to become a sponsor. Errors or issues with your submitted application can cause massive problems in our Huffle sorting facility resulting in lost applications, or worse, incorrect Huffle matching (Just Awful).

 

Once you have reviewed the instructions please move on to the application. Answer each question honestly and to the best of your ability. The algorithm will know if you are trying to trick it and you'll be matched with a huffle that looks and acts like an old rock...or worse...a literal old rock (Horrific)

Once you have completed the application please press the submit button at the bottom of the form. You will receive a confirmation email within 24 to 48 hours letting you know whether your application has been approved or declined.(So Fast)

 

If approved, your email will include next steps along with a detailed outline of the sponsorship packages and pricing. There are a variety of choices from a straight forward certificate, to your very own Huffle NFT, and even a custom Huffle plushie. The exact packages currently on offer are dependent on stock, time of year, and the nonsensicle whims of the worker huffles in the sorting facility. You never know what you might get! (Fabulous!)

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All approved sponsors will receive an official sponsors introduction packet containing an official sponsorship certificate, an information one sheet listing your huffles details, and a QR code linking to your Huffle's entry in the national HUF-DEX. (Nice!)

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If not approved, your email will provide information about the waitlist and how to reapply. (Unfortunately, we currently cannot accept every application, but we strongly encourage you to try again in a few months. The algorithm responsible for “sorting Huffles” loves a familiar face and often helps push second, third, or even fourth attempts higher up the ladder.)(So Sad)

 

The full sponsorship process typically takes anywhere between 1 week to 15 years (but usually 6 weeks at most) depending on your choice of sponsorship package. No matter what package you choose Every sponsor is matched with a 100% unique Huffle, based entirely on a highly scientific shared compatibility score generated through a top secret Huffle run algorithm located in a secret underground bunker underneath Karen's neighbors rose bushes. (Top Secret!)

 

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Thanks again for your sponsorship consideration. Helping Huffles, is human.
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For additional information or inquiries please email Admin@HRUMF.com

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🍀 GOOD LUCK!

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IMPORTANT NOTICE -IMPORTANT NOTICE -IMPORTANT NOTICE -IMPORTANT NOTICE -

 

Hi, It's Karen Nerak here, just a friendly reminder, once your application has been accepted you CANNOT change your Huffle, for any reason, period. Our Huffle run algoriothm is never wrong and you will grow to appreciate your Huffle overtime...even it's bizarre quirks and strange physical traits,...If for some reason this is not the case you may submit an additional sponsorship application.

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